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Good Morning everyone! Today I'd like to tell you how to become a good English speaker. There are 7 requirements for that 1. I like English 2. When I was a kid, I used to learn English 3. Make a list of word book 4. I study an American/ British culture through English 5. I give a talk about one theme by myself 6. Repeat other people's expressions like a parrot 7. Enjoy learning English In April, 1961 I entered Seijo junior high school in Tokyo. In September Masafumi sat next to me in the classroom. He used to go to Jefferson elementary school, in Seattle, Washington, U.S.A. before coming back to Japan. He is a tall and and good-looking boy. Somehow I made friends with him. In the English class everyone was enchanted with his all American pronunciation. When he spoke English, he behaved like an American child actor "Beaver-chan". He's sweet. Sometimes we exchanged open reel tapes manufactured by SONY. I recorded my voice letter in English and sent it to

Last week I watched a TV program entitled Alzheimer's. I was interested in the disease, since my 74-year-old sister has suffered from it for years. An authoritative doctor talked about the prevention of Alzheimer's. An interviewer was a 52 year-old Japanese actress whose mother has also Alzheimer's.  First of all I'd like to tell you about the prevention of the disease. I covered the following 5 points. 1. The earlier the detection, the better the medicine works 2. Take a walk every day for 30 minutes that stimulates your blood circulation 3. Don't live alone. Find friends. Get socially along with people. 4. A little bit tension is needed in your daily life to use your brain 5. A critical stage is when you have retired from your work An interesting case is that a 70-year-old bookworm woman who in the least wanted to come down with Alzheimer's had eventually the onset of Alzheimer's at the age of 80. So you can't tell what happens tomorrow even if

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. exhuasted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you, " he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been doing fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

Last Staurday my wife went on a trip to Hawaii. The moment she arrived in Honolulu, she texted me "Aloha!" The next day my daughter went to Hiroshima with her friends on vacation. I was so gratified that I had a whole house to myself. You know, I enjoyed watching beautiful young women in the Internet. Sometimes I even masturbated in front of a British hot woman by the name of Wendy. She looked so gorgeous with those scanties and I obtained orgasmus many times. Now jerking off became part of my life. But don't take me wrong, My intention is purely medical. It stimulates blood circulation and has good effect on my relieving tinnitus..Moreover I can check myself if I am still potential or not. I was happy that I was able to generate a large amount of bukkake secretion. Then I went shopping, did the dishes and washed clothes. Yet I became sort of tired. I felt lonely in the spacious condo. I sympathiesed with my sister, namely a widow without childeren, who suffers  from d

Recently I had failing eyesight. So I dropped in a shop by the name of "Paris Miki". There were two elderly sales clerks. Usually I put on spectacles from the shelf and examine the pictures. Since I got a creditcard from my wife, I ordered "ordered made" spectacles. First of all I had my eyes examined. I sat at the inspecting machine and was about to look into the inside through the slot. The old chap said, "Wait a minute. First and foremost you raise your eyelids with your hands, then stick your head to the machine." I really raised my eyebrows and said, "Oh, man, how could I do that! My fingers are getting in my way!" Then he called out the other one for help, "Look, this guy has slit eyes. Grab his eyelids and push 'em way up." Now inside the machine I could tell  small circles with the dent up, with the dent sides and with the dent at the bottom. So much for testing my eyesight. One week later, I got the new spectacles. Thank

Read the beginning of a conversation between Mason, the tough detective, and his client, the beautiful widow, Mrs. Street. Where there are blanks, try to fit in the proper body idiom from the list. At Mason's office on a rainy afternoon. There is a frantic knock on the floor. Mason:              Well, hello beautiful! Come in. You're XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! Poor thing.                          Who are you and what's the problem? Mrs. Street:       Please give me a moment to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.                          I've been running in the rain. I'm so scared! I'm XXXXXXXXXX. Mason:             Here let me help you with your coat. If you need XXXXX. You've come to the right  place. Mrs. Street::     You are the famous detective, Mr. Mason? Mason:             Yes, that's right. Please sit down. Look, I don't want to XXXXXXXXXXX.                       A. a shoulder to cry on                       B. a bundle of nerves