I'm joking around

(A test of courage)
Showman-Ladies and gentlemen, I will proceed to enter the cage of this wild untamed lion.
Intoxicated man-Thatsh nothing, ole fel. Just you tackle my wife's mom, and then you can brag.

(Strengthening memory)
A-My memory is getting weaker and weaker every day.
B-I can't give you a remedy.
A-What is it?
B-Lend me fifty dollars.

Wife-Do you really think that marriage is a lottery?
Husband-No, I do not.
Wife-(somewhat surprised) Why don't you?
Husband-Because when a fellow has once drawn a blank, he can't go and purchase another chance.

Student: Why are Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Teacher: There were so many knights.

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